guide to getting kicked out of hotel rooms

- wait until last possible minute to book hotel.
-perhaps as you are getting onto the airplane to destination(barcelona).
-take improper count of days staying in said destination.
-hotel was booked for 4 nights.
-travel time in destination was 1/08/08-1/13/08
-go out to multiple bars till 8am on day of check out.
-fall asleep thinking that you don't have to check out.
-recieve call from front desk telling you to leave.
-argue with front desk person, even though he or she is right.
-take count of days booked and realize you are wrong.
-make unbooked night a saturday so all rooms are filled.

thank big baby jesus, that grace is letting me stay with her.